Christmas Boys

by Dogjaw

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released December 23, 2016

Mixed, mastered, produced, engineered, badly infuenced by Matt Wojcik
All songs by Dogjaw

Dogjaw on this recording is:
Jim Price - vocals/guitar/keys
Jordan Olsen - guitar
Tim Ryan - bass
Kyle Wagoner - drums/percussion/guitar/vocals

Bar talk on track 2 by everyone involved (Jim, Tim, Jordan, Kyle, and Matt)

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Track Name: Santa's Got Another Thing Coming
It's Christmas time again and things aren't going well
The reindeer have crash landed and it's all going to hell
And this old St Nick, he's stuck in his bed and sick
And the only happy thing is that I get to spend this holiday with you

I'm sick and tired of these carolers that keep coming around here
Somebody's turned the lights off and nobody's got the cheer
During this crazy time of year, there's not much we can do, my dear
'Cause the only thing I've got is that I get to spend this holiday with you

This is gonna be the worst Christmas in history
That's okay 'cause I get to spend it all with you, my dear
And this is gonna be the worst Christmas in history
That's okay 'cause I don't mind spending it all by the fire wrapped up alone with you.

It's Christmas time again but nobody's celebrating
The Christmas tree has fallen down and I am tired of waiting
For that old St. Nick shat the bed and called in sick
And the only thing I've got is that I get to spend this holiday with you

This is gonna be the worst Christmas in history
That's okay 'cause I get to spend it all with you, my dear
And this is gonna be the worst Christmas in history
That's okay 'cause I don't mind spending it all by the fire wrapped up alone with you.
Track Name: It's Christmas Time
Well listen here, seems every year is worse and worse
They try to change our ways
But until my dying day, I'll still be praising Santa clause
On Christmas day

Some people say that it's Kwanzaa
No, I don't need no Hanukkah
Here in the US of A, we don't say "Happy Holidays"
On December 25th, it's Christmas time
Track Name: Good Morning (It's Christmas)
Girl, good morning. It's Christmas.
Santa's come and gone
There's shit under the tree.

And oh, I'm sorry that you missed it
But you were out
Messing around on me

And it's true, we're both at fault
But how could I know that you
Were smoochin' on other dudes?

Girl, it's over, you better believe it
The Naughty List has Y-O-U
I'm O-U-T the door

Girl, you have ruined Christmas
Holly, they'll never find you
You'll never sing no carols anymore

And it's true, what I'll do to you
Oh you'll stay home for the holidays
No one's looking for you anyway

You can run, you can hide
But Santa won't hear you cry
You've got a date with the fireplace tonight
Track Name: Dear Santa
Dear Santa,
I've been a naughty boy this year but I hope you can still find it in you to come for me. I don't ask for much, I just want whatever you've got in your nice, fat sack. This year's been harder than usual for me and I almost feel like I'm going to explode with Christmas cheer. Santa, I've been dreaming all year long for a white Christmas. I left some milk and cookies for you--I do hope you'll give my chimney a try this year. I love you.